Miscellaneous Early Work
You’ll just have to miss the football for once
You’ll just have to miss the football for once – 2
Bearded Academics Dancing
Woman sleeping in Green Park
Why do you always have to try and do a bicycle kick
What’s Wrong With The Ones For £17.50?
Watching the ships go up the channel
Wanting to be famous
Walking past the park
Walking back from the beach
Waiting For The Kids To Come Out
Visiting time
vicious
Under-pressure football managers
Turn the page
Trying to persuade James to give me a lick of his ice cream
Trying to get Ted to come back
Trying to console Malcolm
Trying to avoid the woman with the white dog who talks a lot
trolleyracing
Tour guide
Throwing apples at Dad’s underpants
Three short footballers #2
Three short footballers #1
Thinking About Doing Another Length
There’s no way that was over
The Confident Member
The unhappy substitutes
the thames
The smiling referee
The Royal Academy
The reluctant rambler
The boys getting bored
Tescos car park
Taxi driver telling me why he’s got no time for today’s footballers
Terry
Swapping John Terry for Thierry Henry
Surreptitiously Relieving Myself At Eastbourne
Surely noone would catch stuart now
Sunday League
Summer Exhibition
Stressed England manager at Sainsburys
Sainsburys
Royal Academy
Referees unwinding
Referee practising in the mirror
Queueing for the toilet at half-time
Professional Footballers Comparing Tattoos 002
pre-match meal
pavement artist
Paul’s brother has got no interest in football
park pond
Out Of Control Shopping Trolley
One kid in our school knew everything about Arsenal
One girl in my class always wore red knickers
One eye out for dog do
No Way Through
Noone in our family can throw a frisbee properly
Next year we’re going abroad
Muriel with her new trolley
Morrisons
More old women1
Middle-aged men playing football – no 2
Middle-aged men playing football
Me And The Man I Always Say Morning To
Me, Mum, and the coat I’ll grow into
Me and Eric Liddle were always getting told off in PE
Mark Thompson always used to storm off
Man talking loudly about Jesus
Man Taking Ages At Cashpoint #2
man swearing
Man sleeping in church
Man-On
Make Room For Mavis
Looking for organic apples
Looking at the fish tank in the dentist’s waiting room
Listening to the sermon
lightweight-ball-on-windy-beach
Let the boys have a go now Noel
Large Man On Pebbles
It’s your turn to go and ask for it back
It’s not a race Derek
ItMustBeLovelyToBeSoTall
InebriatedSixthFormers
I wish I could have been a professional footballer
I didn’t realise Muriel was such a big Millwall supporter
Kindly old lady with vicious dog
Dad with hire deckchair
holding the kids’ coconuts at the school fair
highly-competitive-parents
Having a walk in the snow
Having a quiet chat about last night’s game
Have you heard the latest about Muriel
Gridlock in Aisle 3
Going To Play Darts
Going to an away game
Going out on penalties
God have you finished yet
God have you finished yet (2)
God have you almost finished yet
getting-oil-on-my-jeans
Getting bored at the Garden Centre
Four old ladies, two trolleys and a bored dog1
failing-my-driving-test-b
failing-my-driving-test-a
Exhibition at the Royal Academy
elderly-jogger-in-green-park
Don’t you dare speak to your father like that
Dog owner with poo bag
Discussing women’s football with Grandad
Discussing the England game – 2
Discussing the England game
Discussing men1
Disappointed England fans
deckchairsinthepark
deckchair
Dad Complaining About The Charging In Modern Fairgrounds
Dad with hire deck chair
Dad relaxing on holiday
Dad making an effort not to enjoy himself
Dad looking for his golfball
Dad getting impatient
crab hunting
Cow watching the M25
Confident member
Is that a man or a woman?
Coming Back From Argos
Coming out of Tescos
Coming out of church
Coming back from the Michael Ball concert
Church Interior
Christmas Card 001
castration
bypass
But I Do Have Feelings For You Mary
Businessmen having a kick-around – 2
Businessmen having a kick around
Boxing Day walk
Bob refusing to track back
Bin Day
Bill’s Brother Taking It Too Seriously
Big John’s wife rarely shows any emotion
bearded
Barry seascape
Barry island peak season
Barry island off season
Bad Mood
Avoiding the charity worker
A Sudden Urge To Break Wind In Albemarle Street
art-exhibition
A Quick Walk At Lunchtime
Any sort of sexual activity usually brings Jeffreys cramp on
And then it all kicked off
Amorous couple in Green Park #1
